Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchist leaders "the elders" have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Lala from the teletubbies has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", Lala from the teletubbies says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchist leaders "the elders". After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.